When you pull up to a border patrol checkpoint in Texas the dog sniffing your car isn’t smelling for drugs or dirty laundry…it’s smelling for fear. Remember that when traveling to Austin this weekend. As JOE CABOT says, “There’s only one way to deal with that situation…shit your pants and dive right in.”
Security checkpoints are probably one of our least favorite things around here at MM!!! but South by Southwest is one our favorites so we brave the journey and hope that the Federales don’t spy our stash. It’s in my man Dustin’s pants if you wanna know. Marinating.
Here’s a mix to get you through the never ending road of transcendental doom that is the middle of Texas. It pretty much took me through a massive stretch of traveling in 1997 when it first dropped and is now reproduced for you here, through the magic of the internet. The DJ needs no introduction, he’s blowing up on a screen near you: