i’m having a bad week. i sleep on a bare mattress because i can’t motivate to put sheets on my bed. actually, they’re on my bed, but they’re balled up in the corner with my laundry. maybe i need to get laid. how much does that cost? i should ask my girlfriend.
i’m lying about having a girlfriend. i might be depressed. maybe i should get married. can i find a girl who doesn’t care that i might be depressed and sleep without sheets? maybe i’ll woo her with this mixtape from the Beta Band.