no fat chicks

i don’t get much love from large ladies because i’m skinny like a kenyan. you would think fat chicks would be into me, because the law of averages, you know? but they never see it that way. “i’ll break you in half,” is what they say. this is actually a very scary thought. hip replacement surgery is seriously expensive and painful — just ask bo jackson.

because they don’t want me, i don’t want them.


ed. note:  This is a female vocal soul and funk mix by THE PURIST.  Heavy duty, seen!


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